A story My Brother Tells Me

Okay, okay, so, these three big guys walk into Game Stop and they're walking like really tough and stuff with guns in their hands and the main guy walks up to the cashier; points his gun at the cashier and asks the guy,
"Yo, you got My Little Pony video game?"
And the cashier laughs so loud, "I'm sorry, sir." After he laughs, his tone gets serious. "That game doesn't even exist." So, the main guy-the big guy, sniffles and whimpers as he turns to his other two friends,
"They (sniff sniff) they don't got it, guys. They don't got My Little Pony." And then, they all start crying.


The End

Another Comic My brother Did

Big Kid: Hey kid, wanna go eat candy with me in the dark alley?
Little Kid: Candy?...In the dark? Sounds fun!
Big Kid: Good. Come on kid.
Little Kid: Okay.
(So they went to the dark alley and...Zip)
Little Kid: Huh? What the-Aah! I'm gonna get outta- Aaahh!...
(Tsk tsk tsk...poor little kid...)
My little brother's moral: So kids, don't eat candy in the dark or you'll lose your virginity at an early age.

Finally Remembered My Password!

Okay, so I haven't been able to go on blogger because clearly-and even my own parents have noticed it-I have short-term memory loss. And it isn't fun. You see, I forget my projects at home, my homework, and my flash drive. Oh, and many other things. So, for this whole week, I totally forgot my password! And I'm like, "What is my friggin' password?!" And so when I decided to close blogger, that's when I remembered it. And now I know it. Stupid story, huh?

Okay, I know that I haven't written in a while and I should be punished for it. WHY!!!! Well, back to reality-I have been very busy and barely have gotten time to be on my blog. Well, this week, I have been working on my book and turns out-I can't think of anything to put in that book of mine. So far, so good...of what I'd written before. But, I've been really, really stressed lately; no sleep and I can't think of anything to put in it. This...is what I have to go through for a book. A book! Who goes through so much trouble for a book? Ugh. Okay, I seriously need a break from this.

My New Year's Family Problem

Okay, so, New Years is here-so what? It's just a holiday ending the last day of the year. My family is so sarcastic with this holiday. Why? Well, thing is, every New Years, after the ball drops, all the women cry and hug each other. And we all drink wine while the little kids drink soda and juice (That doesn't include me). Anyway, yeah, so they cry and hug and the teenagers are like, 'Wow, why do these people always cry every time it's New Years?' Like Really? What's the deal with that?

Bored...

I'm completely bored and I'm not in the writing mood to say anything long so............................hi.