Men...For Some...Men

Men, the dogs of life, the horny dogs, the goofy ones, the geeky ones, the lovey dovey ones, the inspirational ones, the stupid ones, and so on and so forth. However, there are some men who just can't take no for an answer. Not that I've had experience-maybe I have but anyway, there are some men who believe in the whole patriarchy shit. Now, I don't (in the ghetto way) roll with that. Women rule this world. Women belong in this world. For God's sake, Eve was made the same time that Adam was made. Well, not technically. He was made first...and then Eve came. That's not the point! My point is...men are so excessive and obsessive with sex and how many girls he gets. And as my reading teacher calls it, "He a playa!"...No. Don't work with me, honey. Sorry, go jerk off somewhere away from me. That's probably why so many women-not even! TEENAGERS! Teenagers are ending up pregnant all because men (and boys) cannot hold their penis in their pants! Seriously! God, you know, that's partly why I hate boys! They're so fucking pursuing for the sex. Well, most...boys in this case. Wait, I did say that, didn't I? I should write an article but I'm more of an erotic novelist. I just don't use men in there. HAHA! I should write an article. Huh. Nah. Sucks anyway. Good topic but...I'm not good at writing about the world.

So, I've had a few people ask me who I am, what I like, what I do...there's a reason why I have a blog. As for those questions, I can answer them.

Who I am:
I'm just a girl from the Bronx. I live with my 2 sisters and 2 brothers (One brother barely stays with us; One on the way :D) and my parents. I haven't seen my father in 10 years now so I live with my stepdad. I've been living with my stepdad since 2003. I'm kinda like a couples' councilor for my parents and some of my friends. I'm pretty shy most of the time, but I love to socialize (now), I have a lot of don'ts and dos. And that's about it. I mean, just ask me any questions you have and I'll definitely answer them.

Now, what I like/love:
I love Doritos and Ham and Cheese sandwiches and pasta and Macaroni and Cheese and pizza. I'm pretty much of a hot chocolate/coffee/Root Beer person. I love erotic literature, I love music (music is my life) I love all types! I love to sleep. I'm a really big sleeper. I love Katherine Moennig, Joan Jett, Freddie Mercury and Jenna Haze(Now, I'm in love with that woman) I love motorcycles and Muscle Cars. If it's an exotic car, I love the Porsche and the Mclaren and the Farrari. I'm not much of a money person but I'd love to be famous. I love guns and knives and Rocket Launchers and-I love all types of weapons. I love video games: First Person Shooter, Music, Adventure, Puzzle, Sexual, Stealth, etc. I love Europe. I've always wanted to go. Especially, Paris, Germany, Russia, Italy, Greece, Rome, and tons of others. Although, Russia is in Asia, I'd love to go. I love naked art. I love philosophy. I love the entertainment industry; whether it's music or drama or adult or whatever. I love it. I love fashion (Don't really care what it is) and I love Fedoras.

What I do:
I play instruments: Piano, Saxophone, Guitar, Violin (I'm starting drums). I make music: a little of Hip Hop, a lot of Techno, and a few instrumentals. I am writing an erotic novel. I eat. I take two hours in the shower (Don't get the wrong idea!).

...You know, I think...I think I just answered everything...(Deep breath) that was a lot to cover. If you want to know more, just ask. Excluding my private life and some history. 

I Just Have One Thing To Say...

I really, really, really want a Ham and Cheese Sandwich...for real. Like FOR REAL for real. A little disturbing but I'm actually horny for a Ham and Cheese Sandwich...(Sigh)

Plans for the Week

Well, my Finals are done. I finally got the week off. I think I failed Algebra. But I had a nice chat with my Math teacher. She's cool. But she can be mean for a lady with no bass in her voice. She's petit and cute, I'll be honest with you. Don't judge a book by it's cover. She's still tough. Anyway, today, we made a little party for my Global History teacher because she wouldn't be in the school for the 3rd quarter of the school year. Which sucks. She said there would be a substitute teaching us. But a GOOD SUBSTITUTE, she says. A good sub? WTF! Oh well, I don't think I'm coming back to that school anyway. Cause I'm transferring! Still, I gotta go for an interview and I gotta go with my parent and then I have therapy... (Sigh) Boy, do I have a busy Happy as Fuck week.

New Year Alert of Deezasta...for me! Then Again, Good

Happy New Year!...Yes, yes, I know, I KNOW! I'm freakin' 18 days late but chill man. My Internet got freakin' cut off for the entire first few days of the year. Then it went back on, like, a week later. But I couldn't go on anyway because I was behind on my work. ANYWAY, (Sighs) I have finals on Friday and Monday...FUCK! So much for hating algebra, I think I'll do fine. As for freakin' reading, my God, I have no idea what to tell you. I'm gonna freakin' fail this thing. AAH! I need a big jar of coffee cause my head...is spinnin' right now. (Just from the way I'm talking right now...I gotta stop hangin' with Mr. Schuman) That man is hilarious. Here's the best thing about my day of the Finals...Ready?...I don't have to wear uniform! Thank God! Ah, yes, life is Happy as Fuck.